by El Mechanico October 7, 2020
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Get the laret mug.Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.
by Forgeltz December 4, 2010
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1:hey did you see larenzo
2:yeah
1: you know
3: what are we talking about
1:larenzo
3:damn i know right
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1:larenzo
3:damn i know right
by yhmmm February 5, 2010
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by Thicc tit June 15, 2018
Get the Lāren mug.God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...
Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?
A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
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