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Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
by savi-xx May 26, 2011
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LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022
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Eric suffers from Lackofbitchitis.”
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ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.
Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.
by king cortez the third August 19, 2010
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Oven Laptop

When you and yo girl fucking in the kitchen while you watching porn, and it heats up the situation
Lamar: Aye what'd y'all do yesteraday?
Jamaal: Me and my girl did a oven laptop yesterday
by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016
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Sophia Lakos

A Sophia Lakos is the nicest, prettiest and most genuine person you will ever meet. A Sophia Lakos is a pretty brunette with green eyes and great eyebrow game but is a puck bunny and puck slut in every way. She refuses to touch any guy that doesn't have a hockey bod. she is really nice but has an extreme fetish for hockey skates when in the sack. Her friends call her a cougar but that shouldn't stop you from being her friend because she is great. She is an amazing person and friend and she is super hot and pretty.
wow that girl is such a puckslut but she is so pretty she must be a Sophia Lakos

OH god, how can someone be that hot and pretty and nice? she must be a Sophia Lakos

Damn that girl was OBSESSED with my skates int the sack. I didn't know her name but she has to be a Sophia lakos
by 80yearsold September 29, 2018
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Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.
Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!
by Aidy_is September 30, 2008
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