Idaho Lampshade

To defecate into a bag of your choice then throw it over your partners head and then light it on fire.

My girl Ava was being a real bitch last night. So I gave her an Idaho Lampshade. It blew her mind.

by Logiic November 21, 2017

Long beach lampshade

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame

Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass

by Peejuan February 14, 2017

Lampshade

Makes a great hat. You should try it sometime!

Person 1: Nice hat! Where did you get it?
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT

by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021

lampshade

insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.

Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.

by The Pinky Pig October 30, 2006

lampshade

Insulting slang for a Jewish person. According to an urban legend, the Nazis used skin from concentration-camp victims to make lampshades.

David: I am sick of these Palestinian suicide bombers killing my people.

Hans: And I'm sick of your constant bitching. Walk it off, lampshade.

by oozing_santorum August 4, 2007

Lampshade Brigade

When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.

I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019

Lampshade

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

by Kam Michards August 4, 2016