Someone who despises the Los Angeles Lakers and would be just as happy watching them lose as they would to actually win themselves.
by Bojengles April 11, 2004
A basketball fan who is specifically a supporter of the NBA team the Los Angeles Lakers, and wears their jersey at any game outside of Los Angeles of a rival team who are facing the Lakers that night, but do not know any of the current members of the team.
An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".
They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.
An off-breed of the Sports Asshole (who only shows up to games to boo the home team for fun), Lakers Historians are identified by wearing the jersey of a player who used to play for the franchise but no longer does. (i.e. Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ) These specific markings (or names and numbers) are a sign that they're fans of what the team used to be in their glory days and don't keep up with who is on the team now while they're terrible. Hence, why they're not identified as a regular "Lakers Fan".
They're also not to be confused as an actual Basketball Historian, who cares about the history of the game as a whole, and not what one team did in three specific time periods.
Fred: Why's that guy wearing a Lakers jersey to a Jazz game?
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.
Craig: Oh, he's just a Lakers Historian. Check it, he's wearing #8.
by Genuine Mind January 12, 2019
A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.
Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.
Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.
Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.
by Yea boy! May 8, 2005
more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.
When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage
these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.
When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage
these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.
guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..
by juststatingthefacts123456 October 1, 2011
Not necessarily a fan, but more or less a poser and dicksucker of one of two teams in LA. Often possessing a very bleak understanding of the NBA and the game of basketball itself. Typically Hispanic and/or preteen. See kobetard for additional details.
Laker fan: OMg KObees dabest homes!!! He put in ball in basket 50 times! NVP NVP NVP!!!
True NBA fan that overhears the subordinate: True he did score 50 points. However, he shot 11/68 and got 29 ft attempts. By the way your team also lost to the Wizards.
Laker fan:5 rings!!!!
True NBA fan that overhears the subordinate: True he did score 50 points. However, he shot 11/68 and got 29 ft attempts. By the way your team also lost to the Wizards.
Laker fan:5 rings!!!!
by blazernation23 December 27, 2012
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