Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006

lacking awesome

Used to describe someone who is fucking the coolest hip hop dude in the century ex. Cheatachu

Cheatachu is lacking awesome

by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

Lacking oxygen

When the tea is too hot and shocking

A: “Gareth cheated on his wife and she actually caught him”
B: “OMG, I’m literally lacking oxygen”

by jjjzizak January 18, 2019

no lacking challenge

some chicago goons took to social media to make people carry their fire with them at all times. they creep upon people at night or in randomsituations pointing they' gun on 'em and say 'why you lackin'... funny but also ape tier

bruh, why u lackin'? you failed the no lacking challenge

by Trias999 January 11, 2018

attract-a-lacking

Lacking attraction

I am not graceful or goodlooking, I'm attract-a-lacking.

by Hocodefiner July 25, 2016

Lacking OF

Extreme lack of fun usually referring to History Teachers

Carl: Yo what are we doing today

Ryan: Taking notes

Carl: Your defiantly lacking OF

Ryan: Yeah well The Bears are the best team in the NFL.

Carl: Cutler is a JOKE!!!

Ryan: He's the toughest QB In the League.

by Tinactin October 16, 2010

What’s cracker lacking dude

It is the way they surfer dudes great each other

“What’s cracker lacking dude”

“Not much, you”

by Madlad420 February 17, 2020