Labia-rinth

A maze of vaginal lips. A labyrinth of labia

I went down on Becky and it was worse than a roast beef sandwhich, it was a labia-rinth

by Darth Wolfsburg August 27, 2015

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

labia flakes

The yummy breakfast cereal that comes from an yeast infection.

Girl: "My vagina won't stop itching and when I scratch it there's these little labia flakes?"
Boy: "I'll get my bowl..."

by Pootiechomper October 8, 2013

labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

labia surfer

a guy who gets alot of pussy and looks good doing it.

that guy sees more pink flappy than a toilet seat,hes a real "labia surfer!"

by Shad Shores March 19, 2004

Labia Lips

Girl with ugly lips on her face that look like they came from her vag.

"Jena has nasty, wrinkly labia lips!"

by WhitSteph January 2, 2008

Labia sandwich

2 women gather and do the following:

1. get naked
2. take the loosest part of their own Labias
3. stack the two labias side by side
4. pinch the two Labias together
5. make out in front of camera (optional)

Nikki: OMG, im hungry
Alexa: Me too, wanna make a Labia Sandwich?

by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 30, 2010