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lop

When you type lol as lop so often that autocorrect no longer corrects it so u just leave it, realizing that it’s way better than lol and more accurately represents what you are feeling.
Selena: did you finish the math homework?
Me: lop no.
by hopefullythisworks April 1, 2019
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Lops

Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland

A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"

Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."

God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
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Lops

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Dunlop Tires
Yo man your new ride rolling on some Lops or what?
Yeah I got some Lops on my 30s.
by Dirty Southerner June 24, 2008
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lop

You've got to lop those trees (down) before you can start building.
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Lop

Can also stand for, Laugh out pee, when told something funny.
Deanna, you are so silly, you made me lop.
by Ray Rae May 18, 2005
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Lop

A large BIRD that flies with its massive wingspan.
by LopOne March 25, 2011
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lop

Lauging Out Poop

usually used when a person means to type 'lol' but misses the 'L' key. then the word is used instead of 'lol' in common conversation.
Person one: it would be funny if someone fell down the staircase here.
*falls down staircase*
Person two: lop!
by mshibles January 15, 2011
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