loinly

Like lonely only a little lower.

He hasen't had any snatch in a while. He was loinly.

by GLENN KRONE December 10, 2004

Lois

Lois is the most beautiful, smart, intelligent girl ever. She is cool, popular and loyal to her friends. She can be egotistical and unforgiving, but once you get her, she’s yours forever. If she stays in contact with you, you mean something to her. Lois notices more than she says, and is good at reading emotions. She is AMAZING!

“Hey, who’s your crush?”
“Lois”
“No way! Mine too!?

by Hayleyxx November 4, 2019

frothing loins

When a woman is in an optimal state of arousal.

Petunia has frothing loins for Melvin.

by jrm402 September 10, 2010

Lois

Lois

Lois is my name.

by Skylarrenee April 17, 2019

lois

Crazy at times but still caring, beautiful no matter what , mean side that can strike at any time,

Oh Lois like of family guy or superman

by add me on ig hew April 23, 2018

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

Loinal

Of, or pertaining to, the loins.

(Used mostly for humorous exaggerations as a replacement for sexual)

John's deep, almost loinal, love of pie made him order yet another slice.

by Ishism April 17, 2008