Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Boston Logger

when u shit inside a girls vagina

giving a girl a boston logger

by kjjhvdhukydz March 17, 2007

Swamp Logger

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

by micklb June 28, 2009

vagina logger

Someone who likes to bang pussy.

"gay men talking"
gay guy 1:Why don't you love me anymore?
gay guy 2:because...I don't wanna ba an ass logger...I wanna ba a vagina logger..

by Sarah Knight August 26, 2006

shit-logger

A real dumb person. Someone your mad at. Someone you dont like. that kind of thing

ow! you shit-logger! that hurt!

by Charlotte January 21, 2004

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010