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Lobstrosity

A giant mutated lobster that has developed a taste for human toes. Usually seen at night in shallow water waiting for un-suspecting waders to walk by.
"That fuckin lobstrosity ate off me friggin' toes"!
by Roberticus February 26, 2008
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Rock Lobster

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach
Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!
by DarkMatter October 13, 2004
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attack of the killer lobster

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes
OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!
by mudisland33 January 31, 2010
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yes/no/maybe/lobster

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.
Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?
by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009
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Lobstar

One who is a bomb ass server at Red Lobster.

Pronounced "Lob Star", as in "Rock Star".
"Dude! Did you see Mike handle that huge table? He's a total Lobstar!"

"Thanks for helping me walk my food! You're a total Lobstar!"

"I'm working straight through today with no break. I'll be fine, though, since I'm such a Lobstar!"
by The Gang at the RL January 18, 2009
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Lobstromonous!

Insert this word into any sentence to instantly make yourself appear to be incredibly smart and posh
Example 1: "Oh my house is incredibly Lobstromonous!"
Example 2: " Oh darling you are so very "Lobstromonous!
by Meadie12 January 7, 2013
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Lobster Gravy

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.
*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!
by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009
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