lmfaoshitas

Laughing my fucking ass off so hard I took a shit.

Guy 1: I was playing Hitman and I shot a guy in the balls!
Guy 2: LMFAOSHITAS!

by ragingscythe July 3, 2006

LMFAO

When a female texts you 'LMFAO' and nothing else, she does not like you.

Guy: *Texting girl*
Girl: *Texts guy back*
Guy: *Shares something about himself that is mildly funny*
Girl: LMFAO
Guy (thinking): damn, she doesnt like me

by geoofthe2 December 15, 2019

LMFAOBT

Stands for Laughing my F*cking ass off big time

Me: hey did you see that biatch picking her nose, I thought she was gonna pull out her brain?

Friend: Yeah, I was LMFAOBT at her, she was a dumb ass, so her brain would have come out easily through her nose.

by paulusthewalrus June 19, 2010

lmfao

means that when something is super-funny you lmfao (laugh my fucking ass off)

Guy: Hey wanna hear a joke
Big Guy: Yeah Sure
Guy:That was the joke
Big Guy: OMG SO FUNNY AHHAHAHAHHA LMFAO!
Guy: *Crying happily* yeah, yeah!

by Lalalalalo January 14, 2016

lmfaouildampwamf

Laughed my fucking ass off until I literally died and my parents wept at my funeral.

Timmy: Dude did you hear Tammy's joke the other day?
Tommy: Yeah dude, I lmfaouildampwamf!
Timmy: Yeah dude! But like, how am I talking to you then?
Tommy: You're dead too dude!

Both: Whoo! Too cool dude!

by TheLivingShadow June 6, 2017

Lmfaornbid

Laughing my fucking ass off right now bruh I'm dyying

Bob: “Boi that was too funny I’m lmfaornbid.”
Shelly: *lmfaornbid*

by Notthekrustykrab December 22, 2018

LMFAP O

gay slang for DADDY FUCK ME SO HARDDDDDD OUUUUUUUU FUCKKKK MEEEE I SO FACKING GAYY OUUUUUUUUU CREAMMMM IN ME

Charlie: hey Jack you look kinda cute
Jack: LMFAP O🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🕸😈😈😈🤓🤓

by gayracoonfromgrovestreet August 24, 2021