A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.
by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012
Get the Standing Lapdance mug.This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.
by Biiit loo December 19, 2018
Get the Lapeer Highschool mug.1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.
2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).
2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).
1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.
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a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.
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a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.
by Brit Read February 18, 2009
Get the lapidated mug.v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).
James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?
Jamal: What gir?
James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!
Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!
Jamal: What gir?
James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!
Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!
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Get the laced and tied mug.A very tall but bad bitch who you can’t kill. A lapeno probably owns a pair of airpods to flex on all y’all broke peasants. She really brown with curly hair. PERIOT.
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Usually referring to a marijuana high, yet also appropriate for any intoxicant.
Usually referring to a marijuana high, yet also appropriate for any intoxicant.
by The Planet Zod December 19, 2020
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