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Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.
"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."
by Ziper December 9, 2007
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Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.
Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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LanSWANG

1)The slang term for the village of Lansing Illinois.
2)The combination of Lansing, Illinois and the hit summer rap song the Swang by Trae ft. Jim (whatchu been sippin on? boy you aint drunk) Jones.
3)Raehling Laning style which features pouring the 40 water on your pigeons tits and ass, whilst recieveing a blumpkin
Last night in The Swang (short of LanSwang), I gave that young terry ass flakenight the ole LanSWANG, while listening to the Swang
by The Breeze September 2, 2008
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Lansing

Is Mike Lansing (former Rockies 2B) from Lansing, Michigan?
by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005
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Lansdowne

A borough in eastern Delaware County ("Delco"). It separated form Upper Darby Township in 1893. It has its own fire company and police station. Main roads include Marshall road (borders Upper Darby), Lansdowne ave, and Baltimore pike.
The borough of lansdowne is bordered by Upper darby, Clifton Heights, Aldan (just a little),and Yeadon
by Grant June 12, 2004
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Lanson

A sexy man with long male genitalia he is very sexy and compassionate and has probably saved a baby before

everyone loves Lanson every girl loves him so much and wants to twerk everywhere in front of him because of his sexiness most Lansons are very strong lacrosse players .
by Long woodie February 10, 2018
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lansbury

A confused kid that can't decide what social cliché they want to fit into so they decide they'll try them all, all at once, with little succes.
A group whore.
Emo kid: What do you on the weekends? I cut myself cause I'm so depressed by my perfect life.
Lansbury kid: I play Rugby in the A's...
Emo kid: You big fag jock.

Corn fed kid: I like Nickelback. What do you listem to?
Lansbury kid: My favourite song is Cute Without the E by Taking Back Sunday.
Corn fed kid: You Emo fag.

Nerd: My life revolves around WOW.
Lansbury kid: Real cool. *sarcasm*
Nerd: WTF? I'll ROFL pone you!
by footy 123 August 31, 2006
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