Kompromat

Holding Dirt on somebody. Proof somebody did a bad act, and holding it over their head. Threatening to expose Dirty act in order to get money or something from the Dirty person.
Got the shit on somebody.
Blackmail.

I got the Kompromat on him. Blackmail

by paixgotmilk2 January 16, 2017

KOMPRESSOR

A) German Industrial artist coming to crush you!
B) The designation German car makers use to refer to turbocharged models.

A) WALKING DOWNTOWN
WIND BLOWING GUST
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
REFUSE TO COMBUST
PREVENTING THE OUTCOME
KOMPRESSOR THINK JUST
KOMPRESSOR CRUSHING THE CITY TO DUST!!

B) "Whoa, a Mercedes kompressor."

by Kuuran February 1, 2004

KWOM

Kwom Cobblesworth-Tabernacle Taylor the 8th. The blackest and shortest little mon there is. Enjoys any and all matters pertaining to mention of an "L". A Kwom is very funny to watch, however, the specimen itself does not recognize or acknowledge this phenomenon. KWOM=Great entertainment. Also enjoys anything colored from magenta to orange.
2. A small dark chocolate chip boy with no car (yet, has a Looney Tunes boat in his driveway) who enjoys chips (not corn chips), any substance that is mentioned on erowid.com, sweaty unprotected gay sex (tends to happen frequently w/ ALL-de-Kwoms), and lives off Co Rd 39 in Prattvegas, AL.
3.Anyone who has extremely high expectations along with a practically nonexistent success rate.
4. A sweet, impotent, senile, subtle, mumbler who likes long walks on the beach, romantic movies, candlelit dinners,bottom-shelf vodka, collard greens, fried chicken, and most important- CONEBREAD.

5. Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from ruthlessly killing squirrels.

1.How you gonna kwom up on my L man?

2. Tracy, you do know that if you go on a date with that boy he might be kwommin all night.

3. So you're making me pay the whole bar tab? You straight kwommin law.

4. Be careful around him, or we might have an early kwomzaa.

by The Djibouti Kwom Fan Club May 16, 2010

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabergasted that you want to smash your face into a watermelon

Person 1: I am so kwomphotated, as I can’t compete with the others.
Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

Kompot

Russian Coca-Cola.

- Mom, can I drink some Coke?

- No! Kompot!

- Okay...

by Ukrainian Girl November 14, 2018

Komprocated

A portmanteau word combining the words "Kompromat" and "Complicated". Kompromat - Russian term for compromising information leading to blackmail, and, "Complicated" - Consisting of many interconnecting parts or elements; intricate.

Representative Madison Cawthrone keeps using Kremlin talking points on the house floor, his situation appears to be getting quite komprocated.

by bentslightly December 27, 2021

kompy wompy

Kompthanh's alter ego. Kompy Wompy is a battle hardened, street raised legendary criminal. He often refers to others he holds dear as 'Gangasaurus', or 'Gangie.' Kompy Wompy hails from the deepest depths of the trenches, in which he rules with an iron fist. Many have dared to cross Kompy Wompy, but none have survived to tell the tale. Some say even the mere mention of his name spells inevitable doom. He's also into men

Did you hear about what happens if you mention Kompy Wompyajipsdyhuoaisdhuasdjnasd n'kln./
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by bigassmfd March 10, 2022