The only thing you need in your slav life, it has sugar, fruit, babushkas love, honey, and everything else you need inside. Neighbor Vadim keeps on taking it though
This is one of the most commonly used words in Bulgaria! Kompot means some fruits in a jar with lots of sugar :D !
It tastes like orc ass and smels like dead rats ;) .
Kompot dati otvorq li?
Should I open some kompot for you?
(n) - a strong drink mixed from the following ingredients
1/3 vodka
1/6 redbull
1/6 gatorate
1/6 any sort fruit juice
1/6 any random liquor that you can
The name comes from a Russian word "kompot" that means a refreshing drink made out of water and jam.
Variations:
- Nuclear kompotik - increase the amount of alcohol to at least 60% and instead of vodka use any sort of strong alcohol that you can find. The more different thing you use, the more nuclear it gets.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*