KWOM

Kwom Cobblesworth-Tabernacle Taylor the 8th. The blackest and shortest little mon there is. Enjoys any and all matters pertaining to mention of an "L". A Kwom is very funny to watch, however, the specimen itself does not recognize or acknowledge this phenomenon. KWOM=Great entertainment. Also enjoys anything colored from magenta to orange.
2. A small dark chocolate chip boy with no car (yet, has a Looney Tunes boat in his driveway) who enjoys chips (not corn chips), any substance that is mentioned on erowid.com, sweaty unprotected gay sex (tends to happen frequently w/ ALL-de-Kwoms), and lives off Co Rd 39 in Prattvegas, AL.
3.Anyone who has extremely high expectations along with a practically nonexistent success rate.
4. A sweet, impotent, senile, subtle, mumbler who likes long walks on the beach, romantic movies, candlelit dinners,bottom-shelf vodka, collard greens, fried chicken, and most important- CONEBREAD.

5. Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from ruthlessly killing squirrels.

1.How you gonna kwom up on my L man?

2. Tracy, you do know that if you go on a date with that boy he might be kwommin all night.

3. So you're making me pay the whole bar tab? You straight kwommin law.

4. Be careful around him, or we might have an early kwomzaa.

KWOM by The Djibouti Kwom Fan Club May 16, 2010

kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in a watermelon

Damn. My annoying neighbour makes me so kwomphotated.

kwomphotated by Asshakhsu January 18, 2020

Kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted. Or to be beyond bamboozled.

*Expects to cry during a Disney movie*
Merk: i ... i ... i ... I'm kwomphotated. I didn't shed one single tear at all.

Kwomphotated by pigoon January 18, 2020

Kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

ex: *gets killed in Call of Duty* I am beyond flabbergasted, I am kwomphotated

Kwomphotated by jkhgfdxcvgbhjki January 18, 2020

Kwomp 

female sex organ, or the clitoris. To be used when describing how you can make women horny. coined by Northern California's unsung hero Ken Mahal.

When you see a girl at a club that you want to hook up with you tell your homies: "ay yo man, I'm bout to wet that kwomp" or when talking to someone about a party you went to: "I was at that spot last night, got faded and wet some kwomp."

Kwomp by Jedd Rizzun November 8, 2004

Kwomphotated 

When you are so beyond flabergasted that you want to smash your face into a watermelon

Person 1: I am so kwomphotated, as I can’t compete with the others.
Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.

Kwomphotated by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

Kwommen 

Cool ... but ... common.

That party was so kwommen.

He is a very kwommen individual.

Kwommen by michelleorkate August 6, 2011