Shes a total and utter bitch. She'll flirt with your man, sleep with him, flirt with him until she gets him. She pretends to like you, but really, she hates you. Shes fake and ugly. She acts all ghetto and acts like her problems are deathly. Theres nothing beautiful about her. Shes a lady that will settle for the worst. She can do better, but instead, she wants a filthy piece of trash that isnt worth anyones time and plays with your heart. Shes an ugly whore who needs to be put back in her place
"dude, did you hear what julie did?"
"no! What'd she do?!"
"she fucked emilys boyfriend!"
"yup. Shes a total krystal"
"no! What'd she do?!"
"she fucked emilys boyfriend!"
"yup. Shes a total krystal"
by jonakwpla May 04, 2014
by Knowagable bitch March 20, 2019
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a fat ugly beast of a girl. she has no confidence and takes out her issues by trying to put others down and starting hella drama. She also lies about everything. She weighs about 200lbs atleast has frog eyes a horse mouth and waddles everywhere.
by honest-lil-snark December 07, 2010
by VGk667886 May 15, 2017
A girl who can’t handle herself and is always trying to start drama with someone. But she can be the best friend you never wanted but you secretly need (when she wants to be) And she’s flat!!!!!
by Unknownbxtch004 September 16, 2020
“Krystal” is a female name. Krystals are usually energetic, friendly, and bubbly. On their bad days, they are extremely pessimistic and asocial. Krystals are extreme bookworms. When it comes to genres, they will read or listen to any. They find it difficult to express emotions because they find it embarrassing. They are insecure that their friends will leave them. They are very conservative shoppers, but when given the opportunity to spend, they will shop with $100-$300 (with discounts, of course). Krystals are very stubborn, which is how they’re excellent at arguing. They enjoy debate clubs and book clubs. They set high expectations for themselves. They have many connections, but aren’t exactly extroverts. Then again, they’re not introverts. They lean towards the introverted side, but they’re kind of an ambivert. The typical Krystal at a party would only be there for the food. That being said, they’re not fat, just a little overweight. They are beautiful. (They’re also psychos.) They are great and loyal friends. They have a boba addiction. I mean ADDICTION. They simp for anything cute such as Squishmallows, Pomeranians, Pomapoodles, and others. They spend much of their time on Pinterest. Oh, and they refuse to date. They love fictional characters. They aren’t shallow at all. They like characters mostly for their personalities.
by That one sarcastic potato June 19, 2021