Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronk

A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)

Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.

by butterfaceben May 30, 2022

Kronk

A person who is easily annoyed or finds your jokes annoying. Commonly used as an insult or nickname. Add any adjective you desire in front of Kronk to add a kick. (Ex. Cranky Kronk)

“Come on man don’t be such a Cranky Kronk! My jokes are hilarious!”

by DillyDally567 November 18, 2018

Kronk

The most epic'est Rec Room player ever

guy 1 "Yo is that @Kronk?"
@Kronk "Hey how ya doing there buddy it's me @Kronk here"

by Galaxis June 3, 2022

Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus

Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night

by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019

Kronk

To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.

I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.

by Tullstoy February 23, 2018