Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kristo

A person who is just all around perfect, one who you can always trust and looks great in anything...or in nothing at all. He is the hottest and sexiest guy that has ever lived. He is also the best kisser and is a very intelligent guy.

Girl 1: Man I have the greatest boyfriend in the world.

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Kristo : )

Girl 2: You are incredibly lucky : (

by myke cunt October 1, 2010

Kristofer

That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.

Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.

by Red-Kun September 5, 2016

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

Kristophe

“Kristophe” Kristophe is very athletic. He has crushes on any girl he thinks is cute he’s loyal and has respect for his friends

Hey do u know kristophe. “Yea I love him”

by Josh Abraham November 7, 2019

Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.

"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!

by Afton Runner July 6, 2010

Kristodya

THAT ONE MEMER

Kristodya is a rare species of Kristodya. You cannot establish another Kristodya in this planet! She is the kind of girl that likes cHEESE. You cannot deny Kristodya. She is also satisfied with tide pods. People come from all over the world just to see a Kristodya. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by mistella May 1, 2018