Kniff

Something you really really want, but can't have.

Getting a kniff needs a lot of luck.
Unless you are very very skilled and can get ahold of it with pure skill.

Norwegian origin, can also be used in english.

1:
-"Wow that chick is so hot..."
- "yeah I know, she's such a kniff"

2:
-"did you ever get that kniff in a crate?"
-"no i never had any luck in CS"

3:
-"I need to gamble, please God! Give me a kniff in this crate!"

by Teacher1161 April 20, 2017

knurft

Knurft is a person who is incredibly incapabel in zijn hoofd.
Often a person who dislikes school and learning and has the IQ of a postzegel.

Me: Yo, Fabienne her boyfriend is echt een knurft..
Friend1: Yeah.. He really is a knurft and a pinda too.
Friend2: PINDA?? WALNOOT??
Me: :(

by MartijnB October 11, 2022

Landon Kauffman

The kid who loves chips and gaming. He can be a pain in the butt. a nerd. a smart ALICK. The guy who's just THERE. Walks like a PENGUIN. always keeps his SHOES UNTIED. a BAND boy.

That dude's a Landon Kauffman. He loves gaming, in BAND, and walks like a PENGUIN. HE needs to tie his SHOES!

by URSOLOVED April 28, 2022

eht knuf si gnorw htiw uoy

the backwards way to say the FUNK is wrong with you

Bro what eht knuf si gnorw htiw uoy you need to chill.

by Swear sentences backwards April 14, 2023

kniffie

A stealthy way to say knife hit or knifers

Let's take some kniffies!

by zip April 24, 2005

kouffy

head

imma smack your kouffy off

by smilley January 27, 2009

kruff

a person who is delinquent and without ambition. lazy and not driven.

Daniel is becoming such a kruff.

by B3th October 24, 2018