Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek

Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*

by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022

Granma's Kiss

The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.

Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.

Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?

Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!

Kid B: Stroll on.

by Trifles August 24, 2009

Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023

Aphrodite's kiss

This is when a woman and a man get intimate, and the women later proceeds to give the man a fellatio. If the woman loves the man a whole lot, she will leave a kiss on the man's penis afterwards, leaving a mark if she wore lipstick.

If the woman kisses the penis, but there is no lipstick mark, it doesn't count.

I'm never going to wash off Aphrodite's kiss off.

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

devil's kiss

Eating out a girl while she is on her monthly period, then kissing her afterwards..

Tracey: I kinda don't like it when my cousin's ex-boyfriend's sister's lesbian lover gives me a devil's kiss
Karen: Well quit frankely, I just don't give two shits

by VivaLaAnge September 19, 2008