kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them

Wow that kindergartener is so cute!

by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017

Kinder Bueno

Also known as "heaven" a Kinder Bueno is the yummiest chocolate ever invented in the universe. Not only is a Kinder Bueno a form of chocolate, it can also be used as an anti-depressant. Once consumed Kinder Bueno's make people forget their life's troubles.

Olive: i gotta do my essay, im so FKD!!!!
Porky: do it you emo kid.
Olive: I cant though...im stupid!!!
Porky: settle down. Have a Bueno. *hands Olive an empty Kinder Bueno wrapper*
Olive: it's empty -(
Porky: LOL i know, i ate it.
Olive: oooooo that's why you're so happy... and fat -)

by DWI.LAG May 19, 2009

I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine

pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".

1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

by WadaTah November 23, 2003

kinderdrunk

Either underage or early 20 something people who act like idiots under the influence of alchol. These people cannot hold their liquor whatsoever, yet insist on imbibing massive amounts of it anyway, on a regular basis (ie. almost every night). Pubs and other drinking establishments effectively take over raising these people where TV, and in rare cases, their parents left off. Vomiting, fighting, and public urination are all commonplace things for kinderdrunks, along with a wide assortment ot moronic, juvenile behaviors.

Did you see that idiot that got kicked out of the pub last night with his pants around his ankles? Man, what a kinderdrunk!

by Buck Futt February 24, 2009

Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.

Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.

by SPKizzle April 30, 2008

Kindelonte

Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an otherwise bald head. Not to be confused with "kinderlack."

Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.

Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.

It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.

"That fucking kindelonte sold me shitty homegrown, telling me it was from Afghanistan. What's up with that shitty haircut? He should have manned up and just shaved his head bald instead of leaving that stupid pigtail on the top of his head--what a cockbite."

"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"

by Gak25 September 9, 2011

kindersmear

a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.

Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)

I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.

The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.

by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014