Kinerdered

The act of getting kidnapped and then murdered. Typically used as a half-joking warning.

Don't go into the creepy forest by yourself, it looks like a place where you'd get kinerdered.

by Logska February 6, 2022

camp kinder ring

The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.

Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.

by hello there friends February 5, 2019

Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose

"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."

by YuNg_BrAiDs February 25, 2022

kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.

Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

kindergarten

Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.

All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.

by IseewhatyouDidthere April 27, 2008

Kidney Punch

To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.

Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!

by Shinigami Love June 16, 2006

kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them

Wow that kindergartener is so cute!

by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017