Khaki Shorts

A type of sandwich eaten to relieve itching in the privates.

Dude, I swam in acid and I had to digest my khaki shorts in time to save the day.

by Shniz March 10, 2015

Khaki Muncher

A person's ass that is so large that it appears to be eating the khakis they're wearing.

"Did you see Patty's outfit today?"
"Yeah, I feel bad for her pants, she's a real khaki muncher!"

by Agrimony September 28, 2011

Khaki dick

when someone sagging tightens the belt they are wearing to the point where the front of the belt sticks out in front of the crotch, appearing to be a prosthetic penis, which then is reffered to as a khaki dick

"rudy was so skinny, when tightening his belt he formed a khaki dick"

by extremesupreme August 20, 2011

khaki-monster

A person who is obsessed with khakis. Will avoid jeans at all costs, unless forced to wear them. Due to the nature of khakis, a khaki-monster will often wear sweaters, particularly the argyle variety.

Connor wears khakis all the time. He is such a khaki-monster.

by toytun December 29, 2009

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 7, 2023

Red & Khaki Hell

A nickname among some ex-employees of the Target corporation for said corporation and it's growing number of stores. Despite our hatred, we still prefer it to Walmart.

I spent three years of my life in Red & Khaki Hell.

by Ride the Bomb January 23, 2004