Kebin

A term invented by Steven (not Zaid). This is Steven's dad (not Zaid's).

Kebin is Steven's dad

by BidDee6969 August 29, 2022

Kebin

Someone zesty.

That man’s a Kebin right there.

by Common Names And Facts January 16, 2023

Keying

Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door

Hey you want to go keying with me after school today

by Nazi germany January 28, 2017

Keying

When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.

Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.

by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

keybanger

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.

Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!

by neaonbhb April 30, 2011

KEYBONICS

bad typing, spelling, or abbreviation online and on Smart phones

"Can you write that again? I don't speak keybonics."

by Triston212 September 2, 2013