Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns

Garett laughed so hard he kerned

by Gingercracker June 5, 2023

kern

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance

Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.

by comtruce August 18, 2016

Kern

Game player, usually that guy who plays the most women

He just pulled of a kern right there

by Lasandra May 23, 2022

Kerned

One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.

"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."

by NCT420 April 10, 2013

Samantha Kerne

Probably the biggest BEAN on this planet. She is usually obsessed with theater and very short.

She is such a bean
I know, she’s samantha kerne

by thehekkinchaz September 8, 2019

Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum

Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.

by Bimjo December 26, 2017