Kentucky creamsicle

The act of freezing someone’s sperm and making a popsicle, then having a women shove the popsicle up her cooter and impregnating her.

Mr Reed may have children but is still a virgin because he chose to have a Kentucky creamsicle.

by Jaredlipp1717 May 19, 2022

Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019

Kentucky Plug

When a male (or female) uses the thumb of his (or her) hand to gracefully cork or seal an opening of the human body (natural or otherwise). It is not limited to any specific orifice. The act of doing so is either a sex position or emergency medical procedure depending on the situation.

"My .50 Cal just exploded, and now i'm injured! Quick, someone give me the Kentucky Plug!"

or

"Last night went well. She wanted a reach-around, but instead i gave her the good ol' Kentucky Plug!"

by American National May 20, 2021

Kentucky Buglehorn

When a Southern girl is blowing you and just before you orgasm she cups your balls with her left hand and repeatedly taps the top of your penis with her right three fingers and happily takes the load in her mouth.

Those Southern girls really love the taste of my spunk. Last night I was fucking Brittany and she gave me the best Kentucky Buglehorn.

by Chalupa-Batman April 17, 2015

Kentucky Q-Tip

Ejaculating into a woman's ear, usually unexpectedly.

Ashley was being a real bitch last night, so while she slept i gave her a Kentucky Q-Tip.

by alpharay January 8, 2016

kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.

"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."

by TrikyDickyAintPicky February 16, 2017

Kentucky Drive-By

A shooting that involves moving into the passenger seat without stopping and firing at something before getting back in the driver's seat and fleeing the scene.

Craig wouldn't come with me so I had to do a kentucky drive-by on that bitch.

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017