Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite

person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.

by imoyyy July 13, 2018

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E-Kells

Ekells <3. Has curly hair, about 5'11", 100 pounds, always wears hats with flat rims. Rubs his chest when he talks to people for some reason... Below average penis. Also known as E-Curles.

Other Definitions: An orgasm.

Dude I had a wicked E-Kells last night

by Queen Mitchell May 26, 2011

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Kells

You better not mess with this girl. She is loving and sweet but is a sassy little girl. She is so attractive and all the boys go to her. She only picks the most loyal boy. She has a thing for animals. Don’t mess with her and be loyal. Never let her go.

OML she’s a Kells!

by Koolface7683838478294749297474 January 8, 2022

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Kell

A sexy ass bih with a fat ass😘

Kell so raw😩

by Youngnturntdff June 28, 2024

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Kell..

Kell is an woman that likes to spend her time on the app named "Discord." and is identified as an "E Thot" what is an E Thot? An E Thot is someone ( Typically A Woman ) who decides to virtually date countless amount of the opposite or same gender and leave them just to get with another E Partner. She also likes to suck on bananas.

"There's no way kell.. is already with another man . 💀"

by Tenjou. April 11, 2022

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