Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.

Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ January 4, 2004

kim jong il

A crazy commie bastard who speaks not so good english

Kim Jong Il: Awww Hans. You're breakin my balls Hans, you're breaking my balls!

by Crush31 December 18, 2005

kim jong un

the double chin bitch who’s in charge of north korea

1-“hey did you hear about this faggot over in north korea.”

2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”

1-“yeah that’s the one!”

by dr. daddy drake November 26, 2018

kim jong oink

An Asians true father

He is a Kim jong oink

by Dildo faggins 😎 December 1, 2016

Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Un is the dictator of North Korea. Critics have given him the nickname get-slim Kim. This is a criticism of his need for international food assistance.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is busy bringing the sexy back into mass torture.

by MultiFest September 18, 2017

Kim Jong un

The unstoppable rocket man!

Guy 1 (listening to the Elton John song "rocket man"

Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!

Guy 1: what?

Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR January 5, 2018

Kim Jong Mum

The Supreme Ruler and one who must not be argued with

My mum is such a Kim Jong Mum, she's well into this forced labour and lack of food thing lately.

by Jasel4 February 11, 2015