Kindergater

A pre-teen who is too stupid to spell kindergartner

Hey did you know that jasmine is a kindergater?

by 80's face jasmine July 9, 2019

kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them

Wow that kindergartener is so cute!

by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017

Kindergarden Crush

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.

Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.

by SPKizzle April 30, 2008

kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007

Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011

kindergartenish

Noun;
The language that kindergarten kids speak in.
Adjective; related to a kindergarten

Kid: No, take me seviouswy!
Teacher 1: What?
Teacher 2: Don’t worry, he’s just speaking Kindergartenish

by Mr Kindergarten Teacher January 5, 2021

The Kindergartner

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.

by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008