Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021

Shadow Possession Jutsu

When Shikamaru actually does something

Shikamaru does nothing and says its a drag,

Shikamaru sees your mom
SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!!!

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022

Jutsu

A Jutsu is magic used a famous anime named NARUTO. It usually takes up chakra which is how they can use Jutsus. However, the has a limited amount you can use.

Jutsus: Chidori, fire style: fire ball Jutsu, water clones, shadow clone Jutsu, and rasengan. Of corse, there are plenty more.

by Witherstorm April 14, 2021

dab jutsu

Doing the famous dance move know as the dab, crossing the opisute hand over the other, replicating Jutsu symbols from Naruto.

Yo, hit that dab jutsu

by Necchia September 20, 2016

Furen Duzou no Jutsu

A technique for rejecting suitors' advances by pinning them in the Friend Zone, popular among moderate to highly attractive women. Although the technique is effective against a broad variety of suitors, one typically only calls out the name of the technique before using it if the suitor is a weaboo and therefore will get the joke, realize it's on him, and yet still be willing to be friends even after being directly insulted, due to low self-esteem.

Weaboo: "You look just like this totally hot anime action figure I have! You should come over to my parents' house some time and I could show it to you. I can't take it out because it's in mint condi..."

Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"

Weaboo: "...okay."

Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"

Weaboo: "Very funny."

by nerdgonewild January 22, 2010

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai

Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020