jurassic park

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"

Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"

by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004

Jetray

The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.

The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

jutland

a big danish island

girl: i was in jutland this summer

boy: oh cool, i was in zealand (another danish island)

by marzipanman December 5, 2017

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

A film that causes more grown men to cry than the spongebob movie

Holy shit Jurassic World Fallen Kingdoms so sad I fuken cried when the fuken volcano melted the fuken dinosaurs alive.

by MagicMemekip September 2, 2018

juran

Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.

Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.

by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010

jurassic

a colossal amount of any substance, or anything of enormous size. etymologically derived from the ebonic phrase "yo ass is," but adapted to convenient modern pronunciation through many years of dialectic moosh ing.

Oh god, I have a jurassic homework load tonight!
There goes Jurassic Breasts, busting out of those double d's.

by orphan annie July 25, 2008

Jurassic Park

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...

Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...

by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005