jutland

a big danish island

girl: i was in jutland this summer

boy: oh cool, i was in zealand (another danish island)

by marzipanman December 05, 2017

jutlander

A Danish speaking mongolian

Those jutlanders are so retarded

by DanishCommunist January 17, 2018

battle of jutland

When one excretes into a pre pebble-dashed bowl

He's at war in there, it's the battle of Jutland

by Pebbledash November 19, 2013

south jutlander

A "Syd jyde”/"South Jutlander" is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. This person lives in a not existing place in Denmark. If you meet one, don’t be afraid. They are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
If you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called "Sønderjylland"/ "Southern Jutland". This is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.

You can talk about being a "South Jutlander" when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. Use the expression: "Stop imagining things, you are such a "South Jutlander"!
"South Jutlander" is a synonym for "day dreamer".

South Jutlander: "Oh! See there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! Wahu!"
Normal person: "Stop imagining! You really ARE a South jutlander... Could you just stop dreaming for a moment?"
South Jutlander: "But it is really there!!"
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by Ingolf May 27, 2015

jutland

idk some place

Polak1: Ello mi fren i go westren europe 4 job
Polak2: kurwa wat place u go to
Polak:1 Jutland
PolaK:2 kurwa idk wat dat is
Dane:1 wher d hell is me bike

by JuTlandIC ViKanG March 25, 2018

Knøjet (Jutland saying)

A mix between being "fucked" and "bend over"

My gay boyfriend knøjet (Jutland saying) me in the ass yesterday

by Jutland Lover June 02, 2022