octopus juicer

Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.

The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.

by Rey V March 31, 2008

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purely a juicer

When someone raises a pot in poker for no reason other than to "juice" up the pot to induce more action.

Rads: I raise five
Hinzo: Wtf was the point of that? Purely huh?
Rads: Purely a juicer
Teddy: I call

by manzalawy August 24, 2009

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juicer dildo

A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.

I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.

by Enrico Giamondi January 23, 2007

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An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008

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