judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

Judgemental

A condition from which we cannot escape, else we would not have been able to tell breasts from chests if you get my drift. Many people are more apt at being judgemental than others, alarm bells ought to ring if you find yourself with 'personality labelers' who tell you that you have 'evil thoughts' or are 'stupid'. This is usually the result of some unfortunate mistake which you made and they have picked up on. The language they use is cunning, so it hits you where it hurts (guilt, sadness etc) and they blame you for causing the world misery.
This is a pretty good example:

Judgemental: What evil, sadistic teenagers <you will buy into this shit if you feel guilt, are a teenager or are conscious that enjoying the misfortune of others could be a bad thing, although you know it can be funny, like when a bird craps on a friends moustache> (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside <plain old bullshit, can work tricks when used by a personality dick - tator>) can freely accuse others of <grr the world is so unreasonable!>. People are commonly accused of this because they:

A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant <in other words covering his ass by emphasising his strong points, although many other people have these attributes but simply keep quiet or voice their opinions to those they care about>

OR

B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser. <a smidgeon of reasonability to protect his criticism that you will always be 'hypocritical'>

by Judger May 28, 2006

I reserve my judgment.

This is just a bad-ass way of saying "no comment", meaning you are neither confirming nor denying anything.

Journalist: Mr. Vernon, what is your stance on the issues being debated?

Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.

Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?

Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.

by Dr. Roswell November 25, 2010

judgemental

a common misspelling of the word "judgmental"

You're judgmental if you think I'm stupid for spelling it "judgemental".

by kowaisouni January 9, 2013

Judgmental

If you think stupid people are stupid, you are judgmental. If you think ugly people are ugly, you are judgmental.

It has adopted a negative connotation as the practice of paying any unbiased attention to behavior pattern of others becomes taboo. It's only socially acceptable to acknowledge all successes and instantly forget all failures, that way no true judgement of a person's behavior pattern can be formed. If people weren't afraid to actually tell when others were incompetent, much of modern society would unfold.

A: <says something really really stupid>
B: <makes WTF-face>
A: "OMG I hate you- you so judgmental."
C: "Yeah wtf, A, learn some manners."

by WimperofReason May 21, 2011

judgement

1. Judgement occurs when the judgee is struck with; either "the stick of judgement" (1 - 4) or with "the ball of judgement", both currently in use in Devon, UK.

2. The act of vigilante violence.

1. Judgement will be brought upon you.

2. Judgement will be brough on all cunting motherfuckers.

by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005

value judgement

when you put an emotional value on an estimate

"the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient

by Aedc November 12, 2018