Jonic

A beverage that gets people drunk really quickly.

Logan Miller: fancy seeing you here

Bartender: what can I get you guys?

Clarissa: can I get a jonic and six cokes please
Logan Miller: I’ll have what she’s having and tea

by Sethrogenloveslogan February 6, 2019

jovilyn

A very pretty human being on the universe. Every boy prayed to have her.

I want to be like jovilyn.

by Hekeje June 7, 2021

jovier

jovier please fuck me daddy i want ur creampie

jovier my daddy

by not kaeven October 8, 2021

Jambon Jovis

The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.

“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”

by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021

Joick

The word used to label Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas pairing in jonascest fanfiction.

Joe+Nick = Joick.

"Dude, did you read that joick?"
"Yeah, it was so hot!"
"Joick ftw!"

by yellowOrange October 31, 2008

Bon Jovi

lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp

omg what the hell happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!

by Hannah June 19, 2006

Jovita

WINNAR. As in when someone is the best.

Dude, that is totally Jovita.

by Generic Name #1337 February 11, 2009