José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.
by Josê April 29, 2021
Get the Josémug. His bsf was fake af, But yet He still managed to be more happy with his bsf.... still proves to be a loyal person
by @jjjoo November 10, 2018
Get the José Orozcomug. One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.
José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
by Shraken January 8, 2017
Get the Josémug. He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021
Get the Josémug. Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO
by Sancha August 4, 2023
Get the Simón Josémug. He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He’s always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021
Get the Josémug. The most amazing man I have ever met. He’s truly fun to be around and is the best listener. He’s kind and considerate. Anyone would be Blessed to have him.
by Reallnesses June 10, 2024
Get the Josémug.