José Miguel argueta Rodriguez

Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man

Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that

Divine:did you record it

by Jose’s-best-buddy November 25, 2019

José Dumpster

The act of shitting in another's mouth

Man that girl is a José Dumpster

by ...bleh July 25, 2022

José Queefo

When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏

Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!

Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!

by Loberson November 22, 2023

José

You haven't met Jose, have you? He is the most attractive and charming man on the planet. He is a one-of-a-kind individual. He will prioritize you and listen to all of your needs, as well as make you laugh when you are feeling down. He'll bring you to Redondo Beach, where you'll see some of the most gorgeous sunsets while he singing to some of the most beautiful songs. Luckily, he is your boyfriend!

"Who made you smile like that, girl?" Maria asks.

"José, my love," I said.

"Wow!! ", says Maria.

"Girl, Who made you smile like that?" Maria asks.

"José, Mi Amor," I said.

"Excellent!! ", says Maria.

by jgao8506 November 22, 2021

José

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He’s always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!

“Yo man José totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”

by japoneseguy November 21, 2021

José

a badass motor boy lookin ahh, sexiest man alive

"OMG that's one sexy piece of meat"
"its José"

by MIMimari December 12, 2024

José Carioca

José "Zé" Carioca is a cartoon anthropomorphic parrot created by the Brazilian cartoonist José Carlos de Brito
Has a sexy af voice

And is boyfriends with Donald Duck & Panchito Pistoles

Guys what was the name of that super cool parrot again?
José Carioca?
Yes!!

by Todee September 3, 2021