María José

Maria Jose is amazing, so gorgeous and always has a lot to contribute. She is one of those people that you will never regret meeting, seriously, she is wonderful. She can be somewhat unnoticed, but when you get to know her, you realize she is full of surprises. She is fascinating. Maria Jose has a heart of gold, she always wishes the best for others and acts accordingly, she has the courage to forgive, however, she will never forget and that is very clear, she has been through a lot of shit, but she tries to move forward in spite of it. Physically she is quite attractive, she may not admit it, but she is, with her brown hair and beautiful honey-colored eyes, it should also be noted that she has great lips, bro she is hot, damn. Maria Jose can be a bit bipolar, she changes moods more than she changes her underwear lol, one of two things, either she gets really angry or she cries until she can't anymore, but in general, she tries to keep her vibes as calm as possible. Her emotions may not be very stable, but if her health, she never gets sick, literally, NEVER! Oh, She is very, very dedicated and committed, without having to remind you of her plans even once, you will see, Maria Jose is phenomenal, one of the most unique girls out there, appreciate her! :)

María José is phenomenal.
María José is so beautiful.
María José is special.

María José is unique.
I really love María José! ♡︎

by kooiloveu November 23, 2021

daddy josé

He is good at sports. Most likely baseball. And some ladies call him "Daddy".

That's Daddy José

by Swaggerboy210 February 16, 2017

José

José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".

Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.

Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)

Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE

Girl 1: *Gasp*

by A Furry ÒwÓ April 17, 2020

Sloppy José

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.

I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.

by Elena Fuente November 10, 2019

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

by enroiv August 30, 2019

Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag

Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.

by Sancha August 4, 2023

Maria José

Es la chica más hermosa e interesante que alguien pueda conocer, es la chica con la que cualquiera soñaría poder estar, ella es única a su manera, nadie se compara con ella, es una chica muy especial, es la más cool de su grupo de amigos, cualquiera que esté con ella es demasiado afortunado y lo envidio mucho, ella simplemente es perfecta con ese hermoso cabello rojo y esos hipnotizantes ojos, su risa es como una melodía que te hace sentir bien, al estar con ella nunca vas a aburrirte, ella siempre te sacará una sonrisa con sus locuras, ella llama la atención de todos y no sólo por su belleza sino también por su gran personalidad y por eso tiene demasiados amigos, así que si tienes a una Maria José en tu vida debes saber que tienes muchísima suerte y que no vas a arrepentirte de haberla conocido.

S: Maria José es tan hermosa, me encanta demasiado.

D: Si lo sé, ella es muy linda.

by sandmalwaysforever April 9, 2022