Jargonista

A person who is able to use a variety of technical terms to ultimately say nothing meaningful, but somehow still manages to satisfactorily answer questions from senior management, all while sipping a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, light cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw

Gary is the ultimate jargonista. He was able to deflect each of Claire's questions with a bunch of mis-used and non-sensical technical terms without spilling his latest barista creation.

by Furry Trout August 14, 2011

Jargon

jar.gon Any complicated word specific to one category of expertise.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.

Person 1: Ow man, my head hurts.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.

by defusious January 7, 2009

Jordon

Not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. Can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. His hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. His kisses are as addicting as Oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. He's cocky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you'll never want to lose him. ever. Watch out for his ex girlfriends because they'll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex's are psycho. Oh and every other girl out there. He's just irresistible. And that's why I cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. I love you more than anything.

Who's your boyfriend?
Jordon?!
Damn I wish I had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.

by Monkey2234 August 14, 2011

jorjoner

jorjoner means rocking your ass off

i am gonna jorjoner proprely tonight !
let's jorjoner !
you say work, we say jorjoner !

by jorjon January 1, 2008

JoRoNoMoed

Getting called out on your bullshit, ridiculed for being a douche and basically made a public laughing stock for a very stupid thing you said or did. Refers to sarcastic, scathing web site JoRoNoMo.com.

Herman Cain got JoRoNoMoed for getting busted with that skank he was banging for 13 years.

by JoRoselli December 7, 2011

Jörgen

pewdiepie’s minecraft horse. he got lost alot

2019-2019 F

Jörgen?! Where are you

by jörgenwemissyou June 30, 2019

jorion

Jorion he is usually very funny and cute. Like to make others laugh and has BIG LIPS. Likes to dance and play sports. Not a fan of losing but will except it if he does. Very kind and has a unique personality and name. He will always be a great person to talk to when you’re feeling down.

Girl one: Hey, who’s that guy over there he’s kinda cute
Best friend: omg he must be a Jorion

Girl one: He's got big lips too

by Jessica 🤤🔥 November 28, 2017