Jonon

Cool guy. Can be chill around some people but is pretty wild around others. Hes really nice and funny. Hes hot but single.

Girl: Jonon lookin hot!

by hdfkjhsh October 31, 2019

Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

Jonorrhea

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.

Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.

by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010

joyofoy

A popular website created by hipster Jews, or JoOs. The site invites humorous, quirky and unusual perspective into Jewish culture, tradition and neuroses.

I read joyofoy.com last night, and I totally LMFAO'd. I showed it to my Goyish band members. They smiled politely.

by Pantsdownunder November 24, 2010

Jooyoung

verb: To ambush a foe disguised a a house hold object.

ninja 1"Jooyoung last night?"
ninja 2"Jooyoung everynight."

by grollzen June 9, 2011

Jolyon

A sensitive, intelligent man, comfortable with himself and non-judgemental of others but with a sense of humour and creative talents that often surprise. Typically works in IT or the creative arts.

You'd like that new guy in development, he's a real Jolyon.

by nzdefiner February 4, 2010

Jonnoasm

Extremly strong sexaul feelings which bring a women to 3 times of her potential climax. This can only be achieved by very attractive women who have sex with with jonno.

Women who had sex with jonno says: "oh my god, last nite i had such a jonnoasm ".

by Jonno E May 9, 2005