Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing

"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."

by Super Saki July 26, 2022

Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"

by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.

Oh look you have jonked it now.

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023

Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked June 1, 2018

Jonk

Jonk- it is a word used in the place of anything that you can't or don't really care to state the name of. It's more like an abbreviation.

I just sat that "jonk"/remote control down right here, we're did it go?

by Carlos33 November 19, 2023

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025