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Sex Jokes

Dude: Ima search something up
5 minutes later: *sees a sex joke*
Dude: What the hell is this shit?
Me: Sex jokes. It's the entirety of Urban Dictionary.
by HellInferno November 8, 2021
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Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018
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among us jokes

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all
When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles
by naothns November 9, 2020
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Joke Anxiety

The time between telling a joke to a person or group of persons and their respective reaction(s).
Me: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
***pause***
***Joke Anxiety building****
Kimi: Haha!
by smwilson829 January 6, 2015
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anti-joke

Q: How do yo confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What did Jimmy's grandma get him for Christmas?
A: Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving day.

Q: How do you make an electrician sad?
A: Kill his family.

Q: How do you kill a blond?
A: There are many different ways, but all of them would be wrong, because murder is illegal.

Q: What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Q: What did the women say after her husband hit her?
A: Nothing. She was physically abused for 35 years before committing suicide.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It can't be, because numbers are not sentient and do not fear anything.

Q: What does baseball and the Holocaust have in common?
A: They are both sports, except the Holocaust.

Q: Why do black people love chicken?
A: Because it tastes good.

Q: What's worse than rainy days?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why did the Jew pick up the one dollar bill?
A: He dropped it.

Q: How did the fat man survive the plane crash?
A: He didn't he died like everyone else.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was angry. Really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!"
The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway.
He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife died in a car accident."

A man walks into a bar and orders six shots.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?"
The man replies, "Yes, very rough."
The man later went home and hung himself.

Did you hear about the blond who jumped off a bridge?
She died.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun
Get in the car.

Anti-jokes are hilarious.
by thisisnotaverygoodname November 30, 2011
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Saxon = joke account

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.
Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"
by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003
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God's Cruel Joke

"Ever notice all the tards have huge cocks. Man, God's cruel joke."
by keifermail August 8, 2009
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