Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
by MuttyD May 25, 2007
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Never let a guy get you alone in a room if you are drunk. He will most likely Joiner you!
Never let a guy get you alone in a room if you are drunk. He will most likely Joiner you!
by BelmontSlang October 25, 2011
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by Queef_Bait November 30, 2018
Get the Jonediel mug.When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.
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by Won Inche September 25, 2007
Get the joneder mug.1) A joinee is a member of the Join Me/Karma Army collective/cult; in essence, he or she has sent a small photograph of themself to Danny Wallace and promised to perform a random act of kindness for a stranger every Friday.
2) Joinees often refer to eachother as Joinee Blank, only with their last name instead of "blank."
2) Joinees often refer to eachother as Joinee Blank, only with their last name instead of "blank."
1) Did you see that guy over there? He rushed up and paid for my meal before I could get out my wallet. I wonder if he's a joinee?
2) Joinee Jones is off making an old man happy.
2) Joinee Jones is off making an old man happy.
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