Jobromance

Having a huge love for the Jonas Brothers

I am having a Jobromance

by MrS.nIcHoLaS jOnAs July 22, 2009

JoRoNoMoed

Getting called out on your bullshit, ridiculed for being a douche and basically made a public laughing stock for a very stupid thing you said or did. Refers to sarcastic, scathing web site JoRoNoMo.com.

Herman Cain got JoRoNoMoed for getting busted with that skank he was banging for 13 years.

by JoRoselli December 7, 2011

johobo fish

A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!

Damn is that a Johobo Fish

by Bro can you not June 13, 2016

johnovan

thick thighs

Juan-Damn Johnovan
Johnovan- what nigga
Juan- You got thick thighs

by bigdickbandits1 October 31, 2017

johsonie

A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.

Zodiac; Cancer

Bean: wanna go skydive?!
Peanut butter: You sure are a Johsonie...

by What Does Johsonie Mean? June 2, 2018

Johnocide

The intentional and overzealous slaughter of John.

John pushed me too far so I committed Johnocide and killed him twice

by The Skyentist October 18, 2019

jourons

Completely biased journalists. That can't tell the truth about the facts, instead they spin every story to meet their nerrative. Also they never apologize when they are wrong like normal people do. They are smug and think they are smarter than everyone else but in reality they are both morons and journalist. Hence jourons.

Did you see those jourons on the news that criticised Abraham Lincoln for freeing the slaves. What a bunch of jourons.

by The Real Knight Ryder January 9, 2020