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jordon

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
Jordon is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
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Jockoly

A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.

(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)
Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.
by Farhanzam June 26, 2009
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Joco Mofo

A Joco Mofo may be defined as a thoroughly awesome person, male or female, who is obsessed with the music, life, and personality of Jonathan Coulton.
"Joco" is a nickname that Jonathan Coulton is often called by his fans.
"Mofo" is a term which is short for "motherfucker".
Tristan: Magghie knows all the lyrics to every Jonathan Coulton song, and owns three Jonathan Coulton T-Shirt.
Brian: Dude, she's a Joco mofo!

It was then that Seth realized that Lizanne, too, was a Joco mofo.
by Magpie Coulton July 26, 2011
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Jordon Maxwell

An occult researcher of 40+ years. He studies symbols of satanism and the illuminati which he explains are all around us. He is an amazing teacher of true history and philosophy. It is incredibly educational to listen to him speak. I believe that he one of the most educated people in the world alongside David Icke, Ron Paul, Texe Marrs and Alex Jones. All these people are full of extraordinarily powerful knowledge. If TV was good for you, each of these guys would have their own channel.
by dynamitekiller September 9, 2009
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JOCOD

2 weeks prior to going home on military leave when you are on deployment you have reached your JOCOD. This is to ensure you can give your loved one or some random girl 2 full weeks of stored, pent-up, high powered blast of man juice.

SSG Steven: Man I can't wait I just reached my JOCOD.

SGT Mankins: Just 2 weeks and you can give her all you got

SSG Steven: I hope I can make it two weeks.
by Airborne CA November 2, 2011
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Jocorey

Jocorey is a very black boy with a big black cock who gets girls and who party's all the time.he is kind and genorous with a big heart when you get to know him
Damn he is such a jocorey
by J_dog125 October 20, 2016
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Jocko

The funniest nicest and most loving person ever
Jocko is the best
by Awesome boiiiiii March 4, 2022
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