jizzum

the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face

by asr123456 February 21, 2011

jizzum

Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"

by Testa Aunt January 13, 2004

jizzpit

the pit in which the jizz is disposed. (vagina)

stick it up my jizzpit.

by mcfuckface September 26, 2009

jizzpods

they are airpods that people have cumed on (hence Jiz-pods)

Person 1: heard u got airpods,
person 2: no airpods, but i got jizzpods

by AussieDogfighter February 14, 2019

Jizzopoly

Jizzopoly was first created by the acient Persians. It is a type of sport where one uses his male reproductive organ to meditate with others while masturbating to calm music, frequently accompanied by the sounds of a wailing cat. The Persians used this sport as a way of meeting new villagers into their land. This sport is still played in parts of Turkey and Albania. Future plans have been determined for this sport to show up in the 2008 Olympics. National Teams are to be decided.

A highly complex set of rules has been written and forever documented as "Ye who Jizzes upon the Face of Man". It is leather bound and written in sperm. Females are not to be present while this sport is in action, however they are required for oral clean up afterwards.

Rules:
> Contestants penis must be at least 5" long and 2" circumference.
> Wailing cats must be male and 30' from contestants.
>Women may not be present, until oral clean up begins.

"Hey, Bud. Want to join me in a game of Jizzopoly? I'll bring the cat, if you provide the oral clean-up!"

by Bobby Portsmith March 23, 2005

jizzypop

when one takes ones penis while his partner gives him head and give him/her a wet willy(dick in ear)

yo this bitch was brainin it so i was like "JIZZY.....POP" and bitch didnt know what hit her

by lebron muhammad west December 6, 2004

Jizzum

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....

Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!

by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010