Jizziology

Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.

Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?

by nickolas16z October 9, 2018

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

jizzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks

''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''

by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007

Jizzbomb

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something

Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was

by Deezy May 19, 2003

Jizzology

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.

I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

Jizzload

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.

~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"

by Mr311 May 8, 2011