jizzeronic

When something (anything it doesn’t have to be sexual) is so amazing that it makes you metaphorically or physically cum

Oi your brownies are actually so jizzeronic

by Finley bigger March 1, 2018

highway jizzery

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery

What the hell bitch, this is highway jizzery

by Whiter0x July 23, 2017

Jesus Jizzer

Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.

When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that

by Zombie Apocalypse ;O March 21, 2011

jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 4, 2010

Jizzerific

When something is so great it makes you wanna Jizz all over the place.

Wow, that was so fucking jizzerific

by Miss Jizz March 13, 2005

whizzing jizzer

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012

Jizzercise

The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.

"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"

"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"

"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"

by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009