JFK 

This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.

no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK

JFK by Shagmelon May 7, 2011

JFK 

overrated because he was shot was a racist often broght hookers to the white house S.S. did not react because they hated him and wanted him to die to lots of narcodics made deals with the mob i still dont understand why he is liked also a racist if you did not know all of this is true look it up

- \"hey whos that over rated corrupt president\"
- \"i belive you mean JFK\"
- \"yes thats who i meant\"

JFK by killanater April 26, 2005

JFK 

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

JFK by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2008

JFK 

The act of pulling out of your partner before cumming while doing them doggy-style and then hitting him or her in the back of the head with your jizz.

Randy and I were having sex last night and he came so hard he JFK'ed me when he pulled out.

JFK by Arcadia Fallon October 18, 2011

JFK 

N. or V. A term coined by popular Australian YouTube group "The Underdogs" to describe a random bullet esp in Mario Kart. (Also said as John F Kennedy)

Zach did a JFK to Jackson and Jackson fell in the water

JFK by TerminatorMKII October 20, 2020

JFK 

To take a daily, twenty minute nap.

I need to catch you after my JFK.
Where are you going? Duh, to JFK.
Improve your health when you JFK.
Chill, take your JFK.
Say word, JFKit

JFK by kpeedy March 25, 2008

jfk 

when a girl is giving you head and right as you are about to blow your load you pull her head down with extreme force blowing it right in the back of her head

sara was giving jeff a blow job and he jfk'ed her

jfk by pickle puss April 22, 2006