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jewbagel

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.
You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!
by GTFO417 June 11, 2011
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jewanner

a person that counts small change is very tight with there money and wears a pouch of jew gold around her neck.

also know to pick up 5c coins to add to there stash
"hey can i borrow 5c?"
"no"
"aww man your such a jewanner"
by the allknowing god January 14, 2010
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Jetta Ho

Jetta Hoes are young attractive girls usually 16-26, who are not very intelligent, but come from rich families, or pretend they are rich. When they learn how to drive, they are usually supplied with a new Volkswagen Jetta by there parents. These girls are known to wear big white rimmed glasses and dress very preppy. Ambercrombie and fitch, American Eagle, and Aeropostale are their favorite brands. Jetta hoes are usually really slutty, and will preform most sex acts with most "good looking" males. They are really bitchy, so proceed carefully. Although They usually drive Jettas, some choose other cars as well, Honda civics, acura integras, mitsubishi eclipse and ford focus are a few of the other famous ones.
"Fuck that bitch man, she drives a Jetta, shes just another Jetta Ho"
by Cdub the Collosus September 11, 2007
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jewaboo

A person that would be considered a "weeabo," of the Jewish ethnicity.
"David better not cover the walls of our apartment with anime posters!

Yeah, he's such a jewaboo."
by prettyalright April 14, 2009
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Jewass

A term used when a Jewish individual does something stereotypically not Jewish, or beyond their normal "straight edge" behavior; A hybrid of the term "Jew" and the show "Jackass", as heard occasionally on the Adam Carolla radio show.
In a rather perfect display of being a Jewass, Teresa opted to buy a doughnut for breakfast, rather than her usual choice; bagels.
by FyreDeity December 25, 2008
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Jewaga

The spell in the famous Final Fantasy series causing ones player to lose a large sum of gil
"aww man he just casted jewaga on me and i lost all my gil"
by Jammmmmmer December 20, 2009
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Jewbacabra

A Jewish person who eats pork and likes to spend lots of money.
Judith spent a fortune on that ham sandwich! She is the Jewbacabra!
by Chains101 June 4, 2013
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