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Jewelry

A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.
I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...
by billberto May 6, 2005
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Jewberg

An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"
That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.
by robbie January 31, 2005
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jewlee

Name, jewlee, means dark haired, funny, giving, impulsive, beautiful, dorky, strong, mother of a large family. Probably the greatest girl in the world.
by anonymous1235813 February 25, 2010
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Jewlemma

When an individual is torn between both the sentimental or emotional value of an object and it's potential monetary value.
He really liked the look of his fancy new bottle, but it could be returned for an entire ten cents. What a jewlemma!
by MarkleBear December 10, 2010
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jewger

A Jewish person of or wanting to be of African descent. A half Jewish and half African American person.
That fucking jewger stole my penny!
by Johnny1982 August 20, 2006
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Jewelry

Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.
Let's buy some jewelry!

Nooo I want to play lazer tag instead.
by blickery August 6, 2008
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Jewberitus

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009
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